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"Look, baby, I haven't much time. I'm only a twenty-four virus, you know."

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Layer cake

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'A is for Arse.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Love Birds love dancing together

Book Lovers in Richmond

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Upper West Side Story

"Way too much tongue!"

Book lovers

Examination.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Over 50 shades of grey available.

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Louis Pasteur

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

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The Swiss Arm-y Wife