Microbial Romance Reader Pillows

"Look, baby, I haven't much time. I'm only a twenty-four virus, you know."

Layer cake

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'A is for Arse.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Love Birds love dancing together

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Examination.

Book Lovers in Richmond

Upper West Side Story

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Way too much tongue!"

Book lovers

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Chick Lit and Boy Lit.

Bookworm Romance

Louis Pasteur

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.