Micro-surgeon Gifts

'I'm a tattooist mate not a micro-surgeon.'

Robot Parts $5

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

SALE

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Four children playing the flute.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

A young positivist.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Warren Buffett as a child

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'