Micro-organism Fan T-Shirts

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"This will sting a bit."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Think about the honey."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

The worm that churned!

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Asexual harassment.

Friendly bacteria

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"I feel so seen right now."

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Crabbing

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

A Bug's Life Advice

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Imitation Crab

What next?!

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."