Michigan Local Pillows

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Flake News

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

Right Here

"And in local news, somebody pooped on the Jenkins' lawn again."

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

The Original Information Superhighway

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

"Oh that's Mike, he's like part of the furniture round here"

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Small store loses out to glossy big store

'I invest globally, but eat foods grown locally - so that gives my life balance.'

Elect ME, your neighbor!

'Notice to clear vegetation' hacks his way through garden using a machete.

' I don't know what all the fuss is about. I'm barred from the White house too. And the Copple house, the Black bull, the Prince George, the Farmer's arms...'

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

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