Mice And Cats Gifts

'Think about it, Marvin... If it's the cat's birthday, why is he giving US a cake???'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat and mouse

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Feline Evolution.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Miami Mice

"Cat park"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Zen Litter Box

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"In this piece, Muffy uses broad, vigorous strokes in a passionate expression of feline angst."

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'And once more with feeling.'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

Xmas

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

Cat says to mouse: 'I thought you'd run out of those crunchy bar snacks.'

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar