Mice And Cats Pillows

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat and mouse

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Miami Mice

"Cat park"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Zen Litter Box

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'And once more with feeling.'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Xmas

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

Complementary wine and cheese

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'