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'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Turkish Democracy

Margarita

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirates

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Landlubbers ONLY!

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

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An Eyeliner.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

Danger Coconuts

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"See? Now there's a great example of adaptability."

'I give it six months max!'

"Well I think it looks nice"

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."