Mexican Wave Fan Pillows

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Turkish Democracy

Margarita

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pirates

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

Terry Wogan

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

An Eyeliner.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

Danger Coconuts

"See? Now there's a great example of adaptability."

'I give it six months max!'

"Well I think it looks nice"

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

"People usually see the Virgin Mary in a piece of toast or something' but..."