Metropolitan Satirists Pillows

"I'd ask you up, Richard, but my roommates and I have a pretty strict 'no-"Times"-twits-in-seersucker' policy."

Occu-Pie Mars

Hoodie Hang-out

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Thank god we're out of the city."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

War of Words

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

This is where Brent council sends you

Suburban street.

How much for the lamp post?

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Autumn Leaves

Targeted Advertising

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Traffic Lights Medicine

Wife is reading a book intitled 'Meals in 5 minutes', husband is reading a book about 'Divorce in 5 days'.

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

Lex Ave Express

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

Trump the Shepherdess

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."