Metropolitan Living T-Shirts

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

No Immediate Danger

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

City Marathon.

Snoopy with Laptop

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Hoodie Hang-out

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Packed like sardines

The Streets - Night

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"