Metaphor Marveler Mugs

'Oh... I always thought it was just an allegory...'

"Nation-building never works."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Walking on Water

'Wheeee...'

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

Schrödinger's cat.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

"My next poem is written in the shape of a woman's body."

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'