Metaphor Marveler Gifts

'Oh... I always thought it was just an allegory...'

"Nation-building never works."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Juggler and Illusionist

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Wheeee...'

Walking on Water

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

Miss Underhill's School Of Writing Sample Lesson

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"My next poem is written in the shape of a woman's body."

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member