Metalhead Spirit Mugs

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Motorherd

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Santa Metal Claus

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Dog Teenagers

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Bad Dog

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Born to be Wild

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'