Metadata Maven T-Shirts

"It's none of our business? Au contraire!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Drool Marks

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Business is off the chart.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Failure/Due Diligence

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Reporter #6: television.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

East End Maps.

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Human Brain

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"A virus ate my homework."

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"