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"Herbert... do we have anything interesting to harken back to?"

Thinking Gears

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Human Brain

Man carrying his boss.

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."