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"I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

Thinking Gears

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

Human Brain

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

Working from OM.

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Economic Prosperity

Analyst and patient

"I feel we're making progress."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'