Memory Mystery Maven Mugs

"I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."

Thinking Gears

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Human Brain

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Working from OM.

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

C Day Lewis.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

First you say I should "know thyself" and then you tell me to extinguish my ego!

Analyst and patient

Economic Prosperity

"I feel we're making progress."

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

'Yes, we are going in circles. How do you feel about that?'