Memories Maven Prints

"Herbert... do we have anything interesting to harken back to?"

Thinking Gears

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Human Brain

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.