Memo Maven Prints

"The government is demanding greater accountability, could you write me a memo outlining how you buggered up the entire social care system!"

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

'Memo to all staff, Miss Marsdon, anyone I suspect of thinking I'm paranoid, power crazed control freak will be fired!'

'Look, it's a memo from the boss about layoffs. . . He put a :-) at the end of it.'

'Make sure that when you type this up, you leave the 'caps lock' button on.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Drool Marks

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

Time Out For Teddy

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

Human Brain

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'First of all I'm sorry. Secondly I'd like to clarify what I meant by 'never apologize, never explain'.'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'