Minimedical Maven T-Shirts

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Lego Haircut

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Reporter #6: television.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

The end is near

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."