Metabolism Tracker Gifts

"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

All Natural Nothing

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"I've been working on the household budget."

Woman and scales.

'Put it under my microscope!'

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Body weight app on mobile

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

I burned 3200 more calories yesterday than I consumed!!! You went for a long run? No. Oh. Well you must've followed my usual regimen: cross-fit, a few hours of weights … followed by several hours of evading jealous boyfriends. I forgot to enter the calories I consumed into my fitness app. You'd be surprised how many calories you burn evading buckshot.

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

Scales: 'Every day she breaks my back! What's in it for me?'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.