Messy Mentor Gifts

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I think I can". (train)

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Quick, press control Z!'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Support groups for car repairs.

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

Martha Stewart at Home.

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"But this way I know where everything is."

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

When moles dream...

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Mentors make a difference.

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'He's my personal adviser...he's teaching me the air guitar.'

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

"Your room isn't a rubbish tip! go and mess it up now!!"

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'

"Friendly advice: take a good book with you! It gets pretty boring stuck in the cocoon for days on end..."

'More dirt=more bubbles!'

Wait...who's she talking to?