Messy Cook Humorist Pillows

'A small amount of milk can turn into so much.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Amy Sedaris

Bake off: Flan B

"More helium."

Cooking With Pollock.

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Recipes.

Noodle exchange program.

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

Mash-test Dummies.

'To cook is to dare!'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

Folly Family - Strip 1

As a child, Edvard Munch is scolded by his mother.

"I'm making dirty rice."

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

"Hey—nice place!"

Accountant Reading 'The Joy of Cooking.'

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

At 35 Suzette's dream of riding the range finally came true.

"I'm not going to sit here and take orders from a taco!"

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'

The Artist

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"