Messy Cook Appreciator Pillows

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Amy Sedaris

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

Noodle exchange program.

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

'Son, history repeats itself...just like your mother's radish pepper salsa.'

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

"I'm making dirty rice."

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

The Artist

"I love what you've done with your place."

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'

"And I got this bachelorhood award for most meals eaten standing in the kitchen hanging over the sink."

Brain Pasta

'A small amount of milk can turn into so much.'