Messy Cook Appreciator Prints

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Amy Sedaris

Cooking With Pollock.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

Noodle exchange program.

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'Son, history repeats itself...just like your mother's radish pepper salsa.'

As a child, Edvard Munch is scolded by his mother.

'Here we put the emphasis exclusively on the food!'

"I'm making dirty rice."

'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'

"I love what you've done with your place."

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

"How about that? Is Cruz a collector?"

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'

What's for dinner? Leftunders!

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'

The Artist

"And I got this bachelorhood award for most meals eaten standing in the kitchen hanging over the sink."

Brain Pasta