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'A small amount of milk can turn into so much.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Amy Sedaris

Bake off: Flan B

"More helium."

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Recipes.

Noodle exchange program.

Mash-test Dummies.

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'To cook is to dare!'

"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

"I'm not sure how to tell you this, Glenda, but you've been sitting on a golf ball for the last three times."

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

"I'm making dirty rice."

Folly Family - Strip 1

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

"Hey—nice place!"

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"

Accountant Reading 'The Joy of Cooking.'

At 35 Suzette's dream of riding the range finally came true.

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

"I'm not going to sit here and take orders from a taco!"

'Don't touch - it's still wet.'

The Artist

Brain Pasta