Messy Backyard Maestro Gifts

'At what point do you consider him a junkyard dog?'

Orchestra.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Charles Addams.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The Working Mum

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Children playing in the street

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Edgar Allan Poe

'Where are the kids?'

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Nest building

Spinning Plates!

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

We are on the move. . .

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"