Messy Backyard Maestro Prints

'At what point do you consider him a junkyard dog?'

Orchestra.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Charles Addams.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

The Working Mum

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Children playing in the street

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Edgar Allan Poe

'Where are the kids?'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Nest building

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Spinning Plates!

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

"But this way I know where everything is."

Women look out at overgrown garden as man reads sports section. Wife says: 'He reckons he can't mow it as he's turned it into a wildlife reserve.'

Martha Stewart at Home.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

We are on the move. . .

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'