Message Throwback Enthusiasts Gifts

Answerphone message in a bottle

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

Santa '50s' Claus.

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

1804: Early Social Networking

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

Gym Paperboy.

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

Sundial Watch

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

'Remember when it was sex, drugs and rock n' roll? Now it's menopause, Advil and Guy Lombardo.'

Do you remember when all we had to remember were action dolls and scalextric?

"Mom, why is grandpop’s phone stuck to his wall?"

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

Way out man!

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"