Message Throwback Enthusiasts Pillows

Answerphone message in a bottle

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

Luddite Zoom.

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

Gym Paperboy.

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

Sundial Watch

1804: Early Social Networking

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

Existentialist Amnesia Clinic

'Remember when it was sex, drugs and rock n' roll? Now it's menopause, Advil and Guy Lombardo.'

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

Way out man!

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

Michael Jackson

"Mom, why is grandpop’s phone stuck to his wall?"