Texting Throwback Fan Pillows

Early Texting

Polly txt speak

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

'How about a walk!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Dog Messages

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."