Mermaid Believer Pillows

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Mermaid Art

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Psychic diving competition.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Fishy tail.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"Holy water, holy water...."

Mermaid spawning time.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"Ah, sweatpants."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'