Merger Mythologist Gifts

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

Corporate urban legends

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Venus

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

The Death Of Venus

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

The Kali De Milo.

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'