Merger Mythologist T-Shirts

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

Corporate urban legends

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Venus

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

The Death Of Venus

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

The Kali De Milo.