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'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Privates Beach"

Dolphin friendly tuna

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

How Swordfish Are Born

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

A crab with a utility knife claw

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.