Freddie Mercury Fan T-Shirts

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

King George I

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

A Freudian slip...

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

Champagne Tasting.

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Sigmund Freud

FreudianFlora: Say id with flowers.

The Jung and the Restless.

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

The Unpublished Freud

Psychiatrist's couch held up by Freud statue.

Therapist giggling behind patient's back.

"Relax, at your age it’s quite common to be obsessed with breasts."

Frog man

'It's just a case of mind over mater, Mr. Thrimble.'

"I know this is only our first meeting, but when do I get to blame stuff on my mother?"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Never mind what Dr. Freud says. You just listen to what Dr. Hippleman says."