Merchandise Gifts

The end is near merchandise store

Motorherd

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Supply Chain

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

"I really hate sales meetings"

Replica Football Merchandise

First-Customer-Earned

High end of the market...

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

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