Merchandise Mugs

The end is near merchandise store

Motorherd

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Supply Chain

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"I really hate sales meetings"

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

High end of the market...

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

First-Customer-Earned

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Replica Football Merchandise

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Yes, that is me. We're a very new company.'

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

American high street