Merchandise Collecting Mugs

Replica Football Merchandise

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Buy a 'I'm w/ STOOPID' T-shirt! Get a 'Trump' cap Free!

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Do you do much walking?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Apocalypse Research Center

Bathroom Fairy

"Number 2. Step forward please."

A close shave on the Titanic...

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Have you any W fronts?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Tin Can Operation.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Pianist.

"It was a crime of fashion."

Feart!

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'