Meowster Of The House Gifts

Man salutes as cat walks in.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Remember me?'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

Living with a cataholic.

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

What if cats talked dirty...

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

Cats the musical

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"Meow!"

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Cat DNA is decoded.

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I think we have mice in the walls."

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

'At home, do you share the unpleasant jobs?'

"Boy, the cats sure are meowing today."

'The Raffia Mafia.'