Menu Typo Enthusiasts Gifts

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'How is the water prepared?'

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

'As you requested, we trimmed the fat.'

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

"Mom, Dad, can we stop reading the reviews, I'm hungry!"

"The menu simply says 'Fried Fish.' I'm waiting for you to provide the lyrical description."

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

"A spellcheck error taught me that sex sells."

"If my writing reflected my reading, I'd probably just be writing menus."

"You can do business anywhere... as long as you can speak their menu."