Menu Typo Enthusiasts Mugs

Diner. Special: Seizure Salad. It's probably a typo, but I'm not going to risk it.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'How is the water prepared?'

'What do you do with the thumbs?'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"By the way, there is only one 'L' in 'over-qualified'."

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

'As you requested, we trimmed the fat.'

"Why, yes, we have expanded our menu."

"Mom, Dad, can we stop reading the reviews, I'm hungry!"

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

"The menu simply says 'Fried Fish.' I'm waiting for you to provide the lyrical description."

"If my writing reflected my reading, I'd probably just be writing menus."

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

"A spellcheck error taught me that sex sells."