Menu Mystery Enthusiast Mugs

'How is the water prepared?'

"Is the MSG local?"

Party time.

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'Carb or non-carb section?'

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

'You just give me a big tip, Madam.'

"Mom, Dad, can we stop reading the reviews, I'm hungry!"

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."