Menu Maverick Gifts

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'My fortune says 'You have enjoyed genetically modified rice and you will be hungry for more in an hour.''

"Will you be ordering from the lactose-intolerant menu, the gluten-intolerant menu, or the 'just-plain-intolerant' menu?"

"No, we don’t serve ‘organic, local, free-range Spam.’"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Party time.

Grandma's caf

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'What'll it be?'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Targets.

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'Who wants the talking stick?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."