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"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'My fortune says 'You have enjoyed genetically modified rice and you will be hungry for more in an hour.''

"Will you be ordering from the lactose-intolerant menu, the gluten-intolerant menu, or the 'just-plain-intolerant' menu?"

"No, we don’t serve ‘organic, local, free-range Spam.’"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Party time.

Grandma's caf

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

Targets.

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'What'll it be?'

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'Who wants the talking stick?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."