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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Is the MSG local?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

What's the insect de jour?

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

A menu with risks and benefits

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

Uh

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Try our frogs' legs

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chops

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

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