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Tall man has a tall menu, whilst a small woman has a small menu.

'I sent out for everything.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

American style Greek cafe.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

Hot Halloween Costumes

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"Sorry we're taking so long, but it's the first time he's ever seen a menu that didn't offer a happy meal."

"Mom, Dad, can we stop reading the reviews, I'm hungry!"

Complementary wine and cheese

"What's this on the menu?"

'You just give me a big tip, Madam.'

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

Bread Stall

The Dinner Builiding

"If my writing reflected my reading, I'd probably just be writing menus."

"Allow me to point out today's special. Our profit margin's immense on that."