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Tall man has a tall menu, whilst a small woman has a small menu.

'I sent out for everything.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

American style Greek cafe.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

Hot Halloween Costumes

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

"Sorry we're taking so long, but it's the first time he's ever seen a menu that didn't offer a happy meal."

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"Mom, Dad, can we stop reading the reviews, I'm hungry!"

"What's this on the menu?"

"Why, yes, we have expanded our menu."

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

Bread Stall

'You just give me a big tip, Madam.'

Complementary wine and cheese

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

"If my writing reflected my reading, I'd probably just be writing menus."