Culinary Admirer Prints

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I come here for the pepper."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Full English Breakfast.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'I was in the catering corps.'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

The Perfect Foil

"Room for dessert, folks?"